Some time back I read Paul O'Connell's A Muppet Wicker Man comic book and I nearly lost my mind laughing. Now comes the trailer which is less funny and more golly gosh darn disturbing. I can easily hear Edward Woodward's screams coming out of Kermit's face and it sends genuine shivers down my spine. Creepy, creepy.
If you think you can handle it, read the actual comic book:
And just for funzies: