Saturday, April 9, 2011

A Fistful of Bad Kids (Brad's Picks)!


A little late on my Fistful of Bad Kids, but here ya go.  And I really can't wait to see Hanna but I'm gonna have to get through the work-filled weekend.



5.  Warren (Smokin' Aces):  Don't be eyeballin' Warren cuz he will mess you up with some serious and um, exciting Kung Fu grip.


4.  Karen Cooper (Night of the Living Dead):  Yeah, she's a little sick.  But best keep her away from your garden tools.


3.  Scut Farcus (A Christmas Story):  HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!  HE HAS YELLOW EYES!!!  Pure evil, man.


2.  Gage Creed (Pet Sematary):  He was pretty naughty darting in front of that mack truck, but once he got resurrected...well, to this day I can't step off my bed without worrying some blonde boy is gonna slice my Achilles tendon with a scalpel.  Utterly terrifying.


1.  The Feral Kid (Road Warrior):  Mighty handy with a bladed boomerang, The Feral Kid strikes quickly and vanishes even quicker via his underground tunnel network.  Even if Mad Max never showed up, once The Feral Kid hit puberty The Lord Humungus would have had some serious, snarling trouble.  That kid is baaaad.

--Brad

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